minor annoyances
Wednesday, January 30, 2008 | Labels: rant |For the post
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These are no big deal, really. Just things that annoyed me so far this week:
- Spiderman 3. God, I put the DVD back in its Netflix envelope after about 40 minutes. After considering Spiderman 2 an extremely great movie, this one was such a disappointment.
- Commenters on political blogs who continuously imply nefarious things about other commenters, then deny they meant anything of the sort.
- Worrying about life and not talking to anyone about it. It sucks.
- Loud people on buses. I mean, really, they're just annoying.
- Never getting rid of that last bit of pudge right in the middle of the stomach (I know, I KNOW it could be worse. It's just an annoyance to me. All those Beckham pics are great to feed the inadequacy complexes of us all.)
- The inability to keep a long-balanced perfectly balanced drunk state from descending into having to curling up in your friend's bed.
- Drowning in debt while not owning a thing in the world.
- People who keep spouting off their side of an argument long after you've left the room, then the building, and then the city.
- Abusiveness in any form.
- Lame ducks who can still destroy the universe, just to be remembered for something big.
- Tiny dogs that bark incessantly every time you fart.
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Maybe you should talk to a debt consolidator.
I'm not sure about most of those other things, but I reckon there must be a way to hook up an IV so that you stay exactly drunk enough for the entire weekend. Plus, the IV stand is a real conversation piece.
Drowning in debt while not owning a thing in the world.
This one occupies my thoughts constantly, especially this past month.
YOu wanna see the "last bit of pudge"? I've got just a little more than you and I can't stand it. And you can email me anytime for a talk...I'm always up for chatting and helping buddies through troubles. Just ask. Don't ever feel like you're out there and all alone. That's a dangerous place to be. There are ways out of debt.....get started, my friend. Don't wait.
umm...I hope I did not annoy you by mentioning and linking you on my blog tonite... smooches
Pudge? Pudge? What pudge? Are you nuts? Stop looking at online porn - it only reinforces one's self doubts about body image.
If it bothers you that much, call MGH - they have an emergency liposuction division. ;)
Neighbors: Possibly true. Others have told me that debt consolidators are supposedly scam artists. So finding one that is legit is rather difficult.
I've used to envision some kind of IV setup all the way back in college. Wasn't convinced of its practicality, though.
GF: It's time to win the lottery. That seems to be the only answer.
Lewis: thanks :)
Kelly: No! And thanks =) It's a bizarre looking picture but no problems there.
RG: It's just a little itty bit, I know I know. :P
Tell RG to shut up. I have a larger pudge that refuses to go away and I know what it's like. While I have never noticed any pudge on you, it's your pudge and you can hate it as much as you want.
Don't get me started on debt.
I think, tis the season to get ranty. Only a couple more months of cold and life ought to be worth living again.